lets know about good friday.good friday celebrate this years 14th April 2018.this event running Holiday 40 days.its starts up to 40 days ago.this day called some place black friday,holy friday or great friday says.good friday is the cultural and christian festival and celebrated in world wide and more celebrates in united states.next year celebrate in India 30 march 2018.we will be try to best for our lovely visitors.
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One day just before Easter Eddie pulled into the supermarket car park.
His wife Brenda had picked up a few things and was waiting for him.
“Hi, honey,” Eddie cheerfully said as Brenda got into the car. “How was
“I can’t believe it,” Brenda said. “It looks like our bank
is in trouble.”
“What?” Eddie asked.
“It’s closing at the end of the week,” Brenda replied.
That can’t be right,” Eddie said. “It’s a national bank!”
“Well it’s true,” Brenda came back. “I have seen the sign in the window.”
“What sign?” Eddie asked.
“Drive passed the bank and you’ll see,” Brenda replied. Eddie headed in
the direction of the bank.
“Right there,” Brenda said as they drove by the bank. “See the sign? It
says, ‘We Will Be Closed for Good Friday!’ “
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Roger left for the service at 10:45 on Good Friday morning.
of going to church, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and
spent his entire pay packet.
Finally, Roger appeared at home on Sunday night, and obviously he was
confronted by his angry wife, Martha who castigated Roger for nearly two
hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally, Martha stopped the
nagging and said to Roger, ‘How would you like it if you didn’t see me for
two or three days?’
Roger replied grimly, ‘That would be fine with me.’
Monday went by and he didn’t see his Martha. Tuesday and Wednesday came
and went with the same results.
By the Thursday, the swelling had gone down just enough so that Roger he could
see Martha a little out of the corner of his left eye
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One Good Friday a priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at
the Pearly gates waiting for them.
‘Come with me,’ said St. Peter to the taxi driver.
The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St Peter to a mansion. It
had everything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size
‘Oh my word, thank you,’ said the taxi driver.
Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rough old shack with a bunk bed and a
little old television set.
‘Wait, I think you are a little mixed up,’ said the priest. ‘Shouldn’t I
be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church
every day, and preached God’s word.’
‘Yes, that’s true.’ St
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In truth, Mourning Friday would be a better description for the day when
Christ was crucified. However, there are two possible derivations of
‘Good Friday’. One is that ‘Good’ is a transformation of ‘God’s
Friday’. Holders of this theory point out ‘Good be with ye’ has become
The other theory is that the choice of the word ‘Good’ is deliberate, it’s
just that our perspective had changed. If in the first century after
Christ’s birth Friday was traditionally a feast day, then this particular
Friday was the most significant of the whole year. Another idea,
proposed by the most devout is this is Good Friday in that it’s the ultimate
test of the Christian faith; namely that Christ died, and was resurrected on
the third day.
It maybe useful to look for clues in the name that other languages give for
this day, for example, the Eastern Orthodox Church call this day Great and
French: Vendredi Saint (Friday Saint).
Italian: Vendredi Santo (Friday Saint again)
Conclusion: Perhaps Good Friday was originally God’s Friday.
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The day before Good Friday is known as Maundy Thursday.
on this day they dye eggs green.
Known as Ostern in German speaking countries of Austria, Germany and
Switzerland, it is important to Catholics and Protestants alike.
Easter customs can be traced back to pre-Christian, pagan rites that were
related to the beginning of Spring and fertility, symbolized by daffodils,
rabbits and eggs.
The art of decorating hollowed out eggs, Easter eggs or Ausgeblasene
Eier, is an Austrian and German tradition.
Nowadays, the Satzvey Castle, which is a beautiful, moated castle in
Germany, has an Easter market that displays elaborately decorated eggs along
with spring inspired arts and crafts.
The town centres in Southern Germany decorate their fountains for two
weeks starting on Good Friday and Northern Germany celebrates by burning big
piles of logs, sometimes with a witch puppet to signify the end of Winter.
Beer, hot punch and grilled sausages are served.
In Franconian Switzerland to Northern Bavaria, the city fountains are
decorated with real, blown eggs.
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