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president day jokes :-
|President’s Day 2018 Jokes Collection For Men Women And Kids|
presidents day jokes one liners :-
bloodhound tracking someone?
A: They’re both on the (s)cent! funny president day jokes
Q: If you crossed a vegetable with
our first president, what would you get?
A: George Squashington! presidents day jokes one liners
Q: What did Washington ask as he
crossed the Delaware?
A: “How much did the reserved seats cost?”presidents day jokes
Q: Why did George Washington put a
chicken on guard duty?
A: He wanted to have “chicken catch a Tory.” presidents day jokes one liners
Q: What’s the difference between a
duck and George Washington?
A: One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill. presidents day shadow joke
Teacher: Why did Washington chop
down the cherry tree with a hatchet?
Student: Because he couldn’t find the chain saw. presidents day jokes one liners
Q: Which one of Washington’s officers had the best sense of humor?
Q: Why did they call Lincoln “Honest Abe”?
A: Because that’s what it said on all his campaign buttons.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a whale with the first US president?
A: Large Washington!
Q: Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?
A: Because he couldn’t lie.
Q: Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?
A: At the chopping mall!
Q: What do you call George Washington’s false teeth?
Q: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?
A: The infantry!
Q: In what way was George Washington like a monster?
A: In no way, thankfully!
Q: What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?
A: George Washingtoon!
Q: Was General Washington a handsome man?
A: Yes, he was George-eous!
Q: What would George Washington be if he were alive today?
A: Really, really, really old!
Q: Did you hear the one about the crooked George Washington?
A: He committed Valley Forgery!
Q: How did George Washington speak to his army?
A: In general terms!
Q: What would you get if you crossed a gorilla with the sixteenth U.S. president?
A: Ape Lincoln!
Q: Why did Abe Lincoln grow a beard?
A: He wanted to look like that guy on the five-dollar bill.
Q: What rock group has four guys who don’t sing?
A: Mount Rushmore!
Q: What would you get if you crossed Washington’s home with nasty insects?
A: Mt. Vermin!
Q: What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
A: The Fodder of Our Country!
Q: What was Thomas Jefferson’s favorite dessert?
A: Monti jello!
Teacher: “Which son of old Virginia wrote the Declaration of Independence?”
Student: “I think it was Thomas Jeffer’s son.”
Q: What would you get if you crossed the sixteenth president with a famous slugger?
A: Babe Lincoln!
Q: How did Lincoln know that the North would win the Civil?
A: After a while, he took it for Grant-ed!
Teacher: “John, do you know Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address?”
Student: “No, Miss Frump. I thought he lived in Washington!”
Q: Why did Lincoln wear a tall, black hat?
A: To keep his head warm!
Q: What US president had long legs, a beard, and an unusual smell?
A: Abraham Stincoln!
Q: Why was Abraham Lincoln born in a log cabin?
A: Because it was too cold to be born outside!
Q: Why is Abraham Lincoln like a bloodhound tracking someone?
A: They’re both on the (s)cent!
Q: If you crossed a vegetable with our first president, what would you get?
A: George Squashington!
Q: What did Washington ask as he crossed the Delaware?
A: “How much did the reserved seats cost?”
Q: Why did George Washington put a chicken on guard duty?
A: He wanted to have “chicken catch a Tory.”
Q: What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?
A: One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill.
presidents day knock knock jokes :-
1. I know only two tunes: one of them is ‘Yankee Doodle’, and the other one
isn’t. -Ulysses S. Grant presidents day jokes one liners
2. I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. -George
Washington presidents day knock knock jokes
3. If hard work is not another name for talent, it is the best possible
substitute for it. -James Garfield presidents day funny jokes
4. Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom. -Thomas Jefferson presidents day jokes one liners
5. You don’t get everything you want. A dictatorship would be a lot easier.
-George W. Bush
6. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to
realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. -Ronald Reagan dirty presidents day jokes
7. We should live our lives as though Christ were coming this afternoon.
-Jimmy Carter short presidents day jokes
8. Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a certain poverty of
ambition. It asks too little of yourself. … Because it’s only when you hitch
your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true
potential. -Barack Obama funny president day jokes
9. There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right
with America. -Bill Clinton presidents day jokes one liners
10. History, in general, only informs us what bad government is. -Thomas
Jefferson presidents day jokes
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